Iain Maciver
Iain Maciver: Famous few should demonstrate scruffy solidarity and let their hair go full Worzel
Iain Maciver: I haven’t been in a transport of delight since hearing we may have to isolate after flying
Iain Maciver: It’s oh-so quiet on locked-down Lewis – where every day’s a Sunday from the 60s
Iain Maciver: Like a panda, my diet includes bamboo…shoots, with chicken and black bean sauce
Iain Maciver: It’s plain to see Dom was dumb about his castle jaunt, but dumber not to apologise
Iain MacIver: Some easing will be pleasing – just before we all find out everyone’s true hair colour
Iain Maciver: Forget Breaking Bad, I’m exercising my little grey cells with some classic Poirot
Iain Maciver: For garlic lovers this lockdown has been a perfect chance to indulge their passion
Iain Maciver: Trump should be feeling sheepish about pushing these quack ‘cures’ for the virus
Iain Maciver: Selling an island or two, or a luxury yacht, would pay staff wages for the millionaires
Iain Maciver: This pandemic’s grim enough without the fools who give conspiracy theories oxygen
Iain Maciver: With my crumpled shirts and bowl cuts, this is like being back in the 1970s
Iain Maciver: Sobering sight as Johnson attempts best Churchillian tone – and even uses a comb
Iain Maciver: OK to laugh at tough time like this – but panic buying madness is beyond a joke
Iain Maciver: Scotland must take the lead in banning this vile orgy of violence we call a ‘sport’
Iain Maciver: Facebook is like a fridge – you know there’s nothing new there but you check every 10 minutes just in case
Iain Maciver: I’d not be at all surprised if life has been a beach for Lucky Lucan at Luskentyre
Iain Maciver: The taxman cometh – always at the wrong time of the year
Iain Maciver: There’s something fishy about the whole idea of part-time royals
Iain Maciver: A rude awakening for Hollywood’s A-list starts the year as it looks like going on
Iain Maciver: I asked tradesmen about ideas for my pelvic floor – one didn’t even know I was pregnant
Iain Maciver: Here’s one I prepared earlier – oh for the days when Christmas meant making something from nothing
Iain Maciver: Life shouldn’t be harder because we are living north o’ the Braes o’ Killiecrankie
