“I would love to change my hairstyle, but I have no eyebrows. They have no definition, so I just end up looking like a big white blob.”
Pop singer Ed Sheeran.
“We’re all in our 70s; everybody has different things to do. When you get old – grumpy old men – you go: ‘I don’t care how much bloody money, I’m not going out, I’m staying home.’”
Eric Idle on why the Monty Python group turned down a £20million world tour offer.