Christmas morning is quite possibly the best morning of the year.
You can get away with eating a selection box for breakfast before washing it down with a glass of mulled wine.
And then of course there’s the opening of presents from the stocking.
Usually filled with novelty gifts from the land of weird and wonderful, stocking unwrapping can be the most anticipated part of the day, unless of course you land one of these…
1) A cheese-grater toilet roll holder
It brings a brand new meaning to the word ‘wrong’.
2) A bellybutton brush
Anyone who receives this present has the right to feel insulted.
3) A selfie toaster
4) A mankini
Some will look worse than others but nobody will look good in this green number.
5) A rifle style umbrella
It will certainly catch attention, but not necessarily in a good way. Getting through security at airports won’t be much fun either.
6) Nose picking cups
7) Wasabi lip balm
There won’t be anyone waiting for you under the mistletoe for you with this on your lips.
8) A telescopic fork
It may be a rather disappointing present but the joke will be on the giver. It’s only just encouraging the receiver to steal their Christmas turkey.
9) A decorative skull
10) A sushi-style hat
Is it at least edible? Because it certainly doesn’t score any points in the style department.
11) Bacon toothpaste
12) A magical unicorn mask
13) The gift of nothing
No one ever asks for nothing but let’s be honest – it would be better than the previous 12 gifts on this list!