Kids nae for ab’dy, but even when I’ve stood on a Lego dino, I jist think o’ a’ the benefits
Tanya Souter, Lifestyle Correspondent
The Flying Pigs
It’s a load of rubbish – but in a good way
J Fergus Lamont, arts critic and author of Paper Boy – the Rise and Fall of Wee Alikie
It’s the Queen I feel sorry for: If Philip loses his licence, fa’s going tae tak her tae bingo?
Cosmo Ludovic Fawkes Hunte, the 13th Earl of Kinmuck
Nae doot self-respectin’ zombies will be offended by Jeremy Corbyn’s comparison
VIEW FROM THE MIDDEN – Rural affairs with MTV (Meikle Wartle Television) presenter, Jock Alexander.
New Year, New You, New Pitsligo
Tanya soutar, local lifestyle guru
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it twa rowies stuck thegither?
View from the midden – rural affairs with MTV (Meikle Wartle Television) presenter Jock Alexander.
This week we ask the question that’s on everyone’s lips: ‘Was Sunty good tae you?’
Kevin Cash, money-saving expert and king of the grips:
The Flying Pigs: Innocent drones can make a real mess – like a water pistol full of beetroot juice
Prof Hector Schlenk, Senior Researcher at the Bogton Institute for Public Engagement with Science:
I was feeling dandy again after realising the mayday I heard wasn’t about Stevie
Cava Kenny Cordiner, the football pundit who takes no bull
Ross can’t be expected to know what goes on in the real world, just Aberdeen South
Ron Cluny, Official Council Spokesman
Never mind Brexit, global warming or Trump – rubbits is fit we’re a’ feart o’
View from the midden – rural affairs with MTV (Meikle Wartle Television) presenter Jock Alexander
The Flying Pigs: ‘Some good news on Brexit. The PM’s deal has united the country – against her’
Ron Cluny; official council spokesman
The ‘Naked Cleaners’ idea is appalling. It’s sexist, demeaning, and at £80 an hour, steep
Tanya Souter, Lifestyle Correspondent
A planned invasion at Balmedie beach? No wonder they called it ‘The Cold War’
Archie Fraser, Gentleman of the Road
‘It’s been through a shredder, nailed to a wall and covered in jam – but is it art?’
View from the midden – rural affairs with MTV (Meikle Wartle Television) presenter Jock Alexander
Dancing quine’s Close Encounter with Gremlin in a blender is a tour de force
J Fergus Lamont, arts correspondent and author of Highland Fling – My Lost Weekend with Molly Weir at Boat of Garten
We can all sympathise with his lairdship being down to his last castle – can’t we?
Cosmo Ludovik Fawkes-Hunt, 13th Earl of Kinmuck
It’s hard to stage a successful sting when your getaway car is full of angry bees
Prof Hector Schlenk, Senior Researcher at the Bogton Institute for Public Engagement with Science:
The Flying Pigs: Use of the common good fund for slap-up feed merely follows in grand old tradition
Ron Cluny, official council spokesman
White House is just borrowing some of the tricks I use to help decision-making
Ron Cluny, Official Council Spokesman
Nothing dreich about this encounter
Press and Journal columnists The Flying Pigs are back with a brand-new show. Cheryl Livingstone speaks to Craig Pike about why it’s good to laugh at yourself