The Princess Royal married Commander Timothy Laurence on December 12, 1992, and in the run up, the papers were full of the Royal wedding preparations.
On the day of the wedding, something clearly had to be in the paper about it to tide folk over until the pictures and full story came out the following day, so the P&J came up with a couple of good tales to feed the public’s appetite for gossip of a regal nature.
“Banns blunder over name of commander,” shouted the front page. “The Princess Royal’s bridegroom underwent a name change yesterday” —shock, gasp— “if the Ballater registrar’s was anything to go by.”
The wedding banns displaying the couple’s intention to wed originally stated that Timothy ANTHONY Hamilton Laurence would be marrying the Princess.
But after one night on the board outside the registrar’s, the commander’s name had switched to Timothy JAMES Hamilton Laurence.
“It was a bit of a blunder,” said a Scottish Office spokesman.
Sparing no-one’s feelings, he went on: “We believe the papers which were sent out to the registrar were in order, but when the names were written out for display, one of the commander’s middle names was wrongly copied.”
Poor Ballater and Crathie registrar Molly Croll was understandably unavailable for comment.
The spokesman was able to reassure us that although the name was wrong, it didn’t affect the legality of the forthcoming wedding in any way.
“The error was spotted and everything has been sorted out now.”
Ah yes, but had it?
No, there was further confusion.
Another name in the ring
When Buckingham Palace was contacted to clarify the situation, a spokesman said Tim’s first middle name was JOHN.
“It was not until he was pressed and thoroughly checked his paperwork that he confirmed that it was actually James.”
Phew. The name blunders saved the media from actually scraping the bottom of the barrel for a Royal wedding story that day.
There was a good local angle for the P&J, however.
Ballater residents blow fuse over lights, declared the front page.
There had been unresolved street-light failures in the village for several weeks.
“Ballater residents are seeing red over costly Victorian street lamps put up for the royal wedding.
“Many were angry at the speed with which 15 ornate lights went up outside Crathie Church, because lights were still out in Ballater.”
An ‘angry shopkeeper’ was sourced who said: “You would think we were having a royal wedding in Queen Victoria’s day. It’s disgraceful.”
And ‘a villager’ said: “We’ve been in darkness for many weeks and people are frightened to walk the streets.”
Grampian Regional Council held its hands up about the installation of the fancy streetlights illuming the royal wedding route from Balmoral to Crathie Church.
A council spokesman said the police had ordered the work, concerned about safety and security aspects.
“At 3pm, it will be getting dark and a lot of people will be in the area,” he said, clearly unconcerned about the same issue affecting in Ballater, in which the main route through the village was plunged in darkness.
He couldn’t give answers to why Ballater was still having street-light failures, simply attributing them to “a series of fuses.”
“Last night, parts of Ballater still remained in darkness,” reported the P&J.
There had been no shortage of Royal news that week.
Only three days earlier, Prince Charles and Princess Diana had announced their separation after years of speculation.
But in those distant days one Royal couple diverting attention from another didn’t appear to spark an internecine war.
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